Dawg I wish I was joking
January 3, 2026 at 7:19:51 PM
SERO sero please you have to come rescue me, I used my last remaining battery to jerk off to ivantill, this is my very last form of contact.
The snow won't stop falling and the food rations are low, we still have no electricity so I'm writing this by candlelight and sending it down the mountain as an airplane PLEASE SERO I CANT SIT HERE ANY LONGER, 24 HOURS SINCE I VE BEEN ON PT AND IF MY LITTLE BROTHER SAYS TUM TUM SAHUR ONE MORE TIME I WILL EAT HIM NEXT
~ That being said, I hope this message finds you well and that you will get ur ass here asap.
Probably the last time you will hear of me. Elias.
(PS. we are out of raw peppers I'm about to jump)
(PSS. tell Alucard I love her and that her ass is fat)
(PSSS. WHO THE HELL IS FENG SHUI, that's all thank u)
Replied on: January 3, 2026 at 9:49:47 PM
day 263 with no elias on ponytown,,, i am making my way through the snow,, my left fingers havw fallen off and i can feel my legs developing frostbite as i write this,,, ive been walking up this mountain for weeks now, i bought 17 peppers with me at the beginning of this journey and all 17 remain because im not eating them raw,,
god speed my dear oomf, hold on your saviour is coming
(Ps. Ive bought essentials with me (loveless manga))
(Pps. I ate alucard along the way)